- “Fairless Square,” in honor of the bus riders who will feel like second-class commuters come January.
- “Funky Town.” Come on. It’s got potential. If not funky, things will probably be a bit confusing for tourists.
- “The Recession Rubicon.”
- “Isn’t Fair Square.”
- “Hansen’s Hexagon,” in honor of TriMet head honcho Fred Hansen (plus, the area looks more like a hexagon than a square).
"Ten Billion Dollar Plaza"
Thug Triangle.
Spare-Change Sector.
Feckless Square
"Yet Another Service Cut"
handouts R us
I ain't paying square
drugs r us
"Fear Zone"
"Low Life Square"
"Crackhead Square"
Single Occupancy Vehicle Trapazoid
Free Rail Zone
Taxpayer is getting screwed zone
"Stolen taxes pay your fare zone"
Hugo Chavez Square?
Drug Access/Free Transit (DAFT)
Free While Urinetown
SATAN'S ALLEY!
Elites Rule Square!
Skid Row?
Murderers' Row?
Light Enforcement Zone
New Economy Zone
Business Killer Zone
Skanky Dirty Wine Line
Central Access Rail Service -- CARS!
Boondoggle area
Hansen's Folly Square ?
Taypayers' Fleeced Square ?
Poor Decision-Making Square ?
Homeless Square.
Lenin Square
Hobo Delight
"Lack of Consistency Square"
Stinky seatmate square.
dirt bag center
Fred Hansen Money Square
John Charles Memorial Square
George Passadore Zone
James Chasse Memorial Square
Caesar Chavez Worshipers Zone
"Spare Some Change?" Zone
Vagrant A-hole Sales Territory (VAST)
Fare That Isn't Fair
Elect the TriMet Board
Piercings & Pitbulls Square
2 comments:
You went and got creative Al. Great list.
Coming from you that's a great compliment!
;-)
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